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INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING                                                                    

112 REASONS WHY  SINCE 1944, THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT AND THE PENTAGON  SECRETLY HATED THE FRENCH.

 
Franvesucks.com National Polls:

Are the French just being jerks as usual?

Yes 88% 16,301
No 11% 2,073

18,374 votes total 

Is "Bush Bashing" against the war just another strategy of the Democratic Party?

Yes 79% 8,334
No 20% 2,135

10,469 votes total

Should Tom Daschle shut up?

Votes Yes 91% 3,247
No 8% 304

3551 votes total 

What is your view of the Democratic Party

They are void of Ideas 2% 287
They are the anti "Anything Bush says party" 10% 1,213
They are so far left that they are no longer in touch with average folks 4% 477
They look silly defending the indefensible. 2% 291
All of the above 58% 6,517

They are great and you are a jerk for even asking a question like this. 2% 314
Republicans suck and France is right 2% 253
George Bush is as bad as Sadaam 2% 301
Bush just wants war 4% 538
All of the above 8% 975

11,166 votes total

Are some Democrats giving aid and comfort to the enemy?

Yes they DEFINITLEY are 74% 4176
No they DEFINITELY are not 16% 924
It makes me VERY uncomfortable 9% 514

5614 votes total

The Dangerous Logic

A remarkable article was written by James Ryan. I liked it a lot, thus I chose it to brighten up the darkness of the hatred clouds that overshadowed the light of truth, love and world peace.

Speaking French. Banish France, and banish all the world.

By James Ryan

My dear fellow Americans: How dare we speak of the French that way. Just where do we think the ideas of liberty and justice and the rights of all people in the United States came from? Just what do we think inspired Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson? The answer is France, and its philosophies, in particular, Diderot, Montesquieu, Voltaire, and Rousseau. And just who gave the first and truest of American patriots aid and comfort during the Revolutionary War? Who made commercial and political alliances with our embattled Colonies? Who sent a fleet to engage the British navy at the mouth of Delaware Bay? The answers are: France, France, and France. And our United States Military Academy at West Point is modeled after L'École Polytechnique.

And surely we remember Lafayette?

Or have we forgotten our history so completely? Then why do we spill the wine of France into the streets of America? Don't we remember at all A Tale of Two Cities, and therein the prophecy of Dickens? "The time was to come, when that wine too would be spilled on the street-stones, and when the stain of it would be red upon many there." We must remember well our metaphors and our symbolic gestures. And by the way, just where do we think our Statue of Liberty came from?  France... under the original name of "Liberty Enlightening the World," and a gift from the French people, literally. No corporate funding or political largesse here. No corporate branding. And why this gift? To commemorate the centennial of our freedom from England, that's why. And do we know that a smaller replica resides beneath the Pont de Grenelle in Paris, and faces to the west? And do we know why? Surely we do.

So exactly what sense of liberty are we enlightening by renaming French-fried potatoes, "freedom fries?" But we know that this is an old trick, don't we? Don't we know that in 1918, dachshunds were renamed "liberty pups," and that the teaching of German was prohibited in the New York City public schools? And that the City College of New York reduced all German language courses by one credit? And that a congressman named Walter Kehoe from Florida proposed that all German aliens wear a yellow (yes, yellow!) armband with "REGISTERED ALIEN ENEMY" plainly printed thereon? And that the Reverend Newell Dwight Hillis of the Plymouth Congregational Church in Brooklyn prayed one Sunday: "Dear Lord, forgive the German people just as soon as they are all shot. If you would give me happiness give me the sight of the Kaiser, von Turpitz, and von Hindenburg hanging by a rope."

 

 

 

We must remember well our patriotic tricks too. And we must remember that in our pious, politicized prayers, God might just bless all people and all nations. And that America, while now virtually alone in the world regarding international morality, is not the only beneficiary of God's grace. And speaking of grace and spirituality, just where do we think American writers and artists and musicians and dancers went to experience artistic freedom and inspiration after the so-called War-To-End-All-Wars? Not Paris, Texas... Paris, France! When Gene Kelly danced in Gershwin's An American in Paris he may have been in an MGM studio, but he was absolutely and spiritually in Paris. And when Sidney Bechet first played "I Had It Once But It's All Gone Now" on his blessed clarinet, he was in Paris. And Humphrey Bogart fell in love with Ingrid Bergman in Paris, not Casablanca.

We have entered a new world of darkness and dis-enlightenment. We must begin to remember things, important things, using our minds and not just our hearts, remembering the many things that unite rather than the few that sunder. Now, perhaps more than ever before on this planet, we must think, deeply and seriously. Then perhaps instead of hurling ridiculous aspersions, we will embrace our common heritage rooted in liberty, equality, and the brotherhood of all people. For if we continue in our not-remembering, and bash and banish France, I say, as Shakespeare might have, "Banish France, and banish all the world."

 

On April 7, 2003, Juliette wrote a responsible, fair and intelligent article dissecting and clearly explaining the whole dilemma. I would like to share it with you. It is enlightening.

How about stopping French bashing?


The reasons why the French said "No" to war, and why you shouldn't be mad at them for it. I know most people don't give a damn what I think, but I will tell it anyway. Anytime there is something of any importance going on in the world, I want the world to know what I think of it. A war is probably important enough. I will tell you all of my weak points first, so you can decide right away if you don't want to bother reading me. I am 17. I'm a senior in an American High School. And I'm a French foreign exchange student. Now that you know how partial I probably am, I tell you why I'm worth reading. I've been interested in politics for years. My country's politics first, but then I understood that in the 20th century more than ever, it's not worth anything anymore to look only in your country. The last, but not least, reason why you might want to read me is that I've been living in the US for over seven months. I've been hearing American news for seven months. And I've done my homework carefully, and read French news as well, as my teachers told me to. Therefore, I know all the stories for two completely different points of view. I've been living French bashing first hand for a few months. I heard people talking about "Freedom fries" and "Freedom toast" and ordering them at McDonald's. I read articles in the newspapers that drove me insane, because they were talking about "childish French". I read on this very website that if you don't support Bush, you support Saddam.

PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! Stop being stupid! For heaven's sake, the world is not black and white (I wish it were; life would be so much easier). I hate Saddam with a passion, and I do think that the world would be a better place if he was dead. If you think you're hurting the French by talking about "Freedom toast and fries", please stop fooling yourself. Fries and toast are not anymore French than I'm an American. I had to come to America to eat French toast for the first time! The thing that drives me insane is when I hear that France should be grateful for the Americans to have come in World War II. I am grateful. I know what I'm talking about. I'm from Normandy. Every year, I go on the D-Day beaches. I look at all those people who are buried there, who never made it back to their country. And guys, you know what? I feel so proud of them. And then I'm ashamed of myself, because I don't think I deserve all those guys - some of them were just my age - dying for me. Dying right on the sand I'm walking on. I am grateful. However, you can't just take the parts you like in History and leave the rest alone. You guys did save Europe. But you didn't do it because Europe called for you. You came into the war because of Pearl Harbor. And you came after a few million Europeans were already dead. So far, how many Americans died? If ever you can link Saddam to Al-Qaeda, 3000, plus the soldiers who died in Iraq. Talking about Al-Qaeda, let's remembers 9-11. I'm pretty sure every single person on this planet remembers where they were when it happened and when they first heard about it. When it happened, I was in France, it was about 3 pm. My sister called home to tell us that two planes had made the twin towers collapse. First thing I did was to turn on TV. I sat there until 11pm. I cried. I hated Osama Bin Laden. I wanted him to get caught and to pay for what he had done. I wanted him to kneel in front of every orphan, widow, widower, parent, sibling, and I wanted him to tell them he was the worst jerk ever and he was the scum of the Earth. And then I thought "If I think that, how must the Americans feel?" So when the government of France said that they would help America in any way possible, I was proud. And when Bush accepted only British help, I was disappointed that France didn't get the chance to explain to those guys that you can't kill 3000 people and get away with it. But then, I thought "Bush probably knows what he's doing. He has an entire country who wants those guys, if he needed us, he would tell." You guys had the entire world with you. You had France with you just a year ago. Not my fault if you screwed it all. Why do French (and not only French by the way, why do you keep attacking the French?) think you screwed it all? Simply because they think there were better ways than war to solve the different problems.

Problem 1: War on terrorism.

Most people don't blame you at all you for the war in Afghanistan; you did what you had the right to do. Those guys killed 3000 Americans, and you didn't blindly kill 3000 other people. You targeted the guys who deserve it. The only regret I have about the war on terrorism is that nobody caught Osama. That's really too bad. Where my problem with war on terrorism starts is that almost nothing was done beside military actions. You know what could really stop terrorists? You know what could stop Osama from recruiting? Imagine yourself a 21 year-old not-American boy. Someone comes to you and tells you that Americans are jerks and they should all die. Then, they tell you Al-Qaeda fights Americans, and they would like you to help them on the fight. What could stop you from doing it? Knowing for a fact that Americans are not jerks. Knowing that the jerk is the guy talking to you right now. So let's find ways that this boy knows that Americans are not jerks: what about building a hospital in which the guy's daughter or son is cured and putting an American flag on it? What about building the school in which he would learn to read and tell him that Americans paid for it? What about giving food to his little sister who is starving because she didn't have the chance to be born in America or Europe where most of the population has food every day? And what about making this world wide, more than in just a few places to give you a good conscience? You know what is amazing? You can do it. If 10% of the United States' military budget was given to countries, world starvation would be stopped. And the world would love the United States. I do know that the US are already the country that give the most money to international funds, but as a percentage of the total money they have, well, the US are the last country in the list among developed countries. You guys are powerful, we know it. It would be great if you could be powerful and kind.

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